Todays Observations
- To embarrass your friend who's holding a one year old, simply look at the kiddo and say "Gaga do guu". High risk of release of bad odor, try at your own risk. Doesn't work on potty trained toddlers.
- The term "Women" was coined because they woo men and when asked the truth say "Who men" ? And they call us flirts.
- Always lock the door before you check your dance moves in front of a mirror. No matter how bad you are, don't worry the mirror wont break.