The post that took a month

Well well welcome to yet another long awaited post of mine. Unfortunately a bug called Typhoid bit me bad, but i always love to find excuses as to why i don't POST. This is by far the lamest one but still a genuine one :)
My experiences wanted me to post something I thought of when I was in the doctor's den. Hope you like it.

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Things you never want to hear from your doctor
Your thoughts after hearing them

• I hope you know the difference between Cancer and AIDS

*What difference does it make when both are as dangerous ?*

• Say "Aaaaaaaaaaa", ok now "Oooooooooo" , now "Uuuuuuuuuu", do "Mmmmmmmm" *turns to your parents* "Don't worry its a simple mental case."

*Am I at the right hospital ?*

• Do your parents know you smoke ?

*Damn why is he such a good doctor ?*

• Nurse get me a xenophobic dilator. Fast !

*Is that the new ipod killer everyone has been talking about ?*

• I want you to close your eyes and relax, while I check your external organs. Ok ?

*I wish the doctor was of the opposite sex, then maybe it wouldn't feel so weird*

• Are you feeling better now ?

*Now where is that patient who told the doc he felt better after taking 14 injections in his stomach ?*

• Is this a recent complaint or since childhood ?

*You just love blaming the genes just cause we will never know for sure*

• You can take him home now. Try to give him all what he asks for.......

*So how much time do i have left huh ? I better start making my list soon*

Quotes Qorner

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going,
But where does he go, I'm not knowing !



*Statutory Warning*
It was recently reported that my girlfriend is on the loose. She is well known for her possessiveness. She was last seen surfing my blog page. All are advised to avoid using adjectives like "cute/sweet/etc" while referring to me. Any other act of affection towards me could result in you posting your last comment.
Thank you !

Into the World of....

This post is dedicated to all World of Warcraft Players all over the world. All those who didn't understand the post, Please start playing WoW :P

You know you have been playing too much WoW when...........

• You reach late for college and blame it on lag.
• If your wearing low waist and your friends see things they are not supposed to, you convince them that it was a "Graphical glitch".
• You still deal in Gold, Silver and Copper.
• If someone else takes your belongings you start yelling "Don't pick my drops".
• Your best (and worst) pick up line becomes "Can I inspect you, without your items on ?"
  
• When picking a dish in a restaurant you ask the waiter if you will be "well fed".
• Any task given to you is a quest and must reward some experience points.
• You created an auto macro to sleep at night.
• When in a party, instead of asking people their name you ask their DPS.
• You point your finger everywhere just wishing it would turn into a "Mechanical Gear".
• You start attacking stray dogs just to increase your skill in unarmed.
• When going to a far away place, you ask your friends if the place a flight location there.
• Lastly, you enjoyed reading this.
  

The Future of Quotes

Hey people, sorry for the unintentional delay for my new post, but like always I try to come up with new things so i hope you enjoy this.

• Slow and steady wins the race, but carry some cash, just in case.
  
• Man propose, God dispose, and women simply expose.
• First come, first served , but some seats are always reserved.
• As you sow, so shall you reap, if it still doesn't work, learn to dig deep.
• Charity begins at home, and ends there as well.
• A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, if u manage to get more then keep it *shhh*.
• All that glitters is not gold, check if diamonds.
• Actions speak louder than words, like a fart that can actually be heard.
• Great minds think alike, not so great ones don't think.
• Jack of all trades master of none, but whats the fun, if you have just one.
• Look before you leap, "ouch ! that was steep".
• The err is human, to forgive divine, anything else is also fine.
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder, if you don't understand it please don't ponder.
  

Down at Dawn

Sorry folks, my net has been down since last year, 31st Dec to be precise but anyways finally got hold of a place from where i can safely access my account and post.


You know its the 31st of Dec when

• Everyone including the taxi and rickshaw drivers are dancing on the street while you wonder where is there so much traffic.
• Every teenage virgin, while dressing up says, "I might get lucky tonight !"
• All the oldies get drunk and give excuses like, "This could be my last new years". But it never is.....
• You see fireworks and ask your friend the time, and he says its not midnight yet. But you still start wishing people
• You never get through the numbers of people you really wanna call, but if you try you will always get through the people you might not have met for the past couple of years.
• You are caught for being drunk and riding a cycle.
• The people to get the maximum "tip" are the police.
• The lights go off at midnight,so you can have a moment with your partner,but you get hold of the wrong person.............of the same sex.
• Your favorite song is never played more than once, even if you request for it a hundred times.
• The first time you write the date in the new year is ALWAYS wrong.
• Instead of asking your friends which resolution are they making, you count how many they are breaking.
• My net is down.
  

*Happy new yEar*