Santa's Secret Clauses

Ho Ho hoe....
Ladies and Gentlemen presenting to you some of the secret pages from Santa's Diary

Color Codes

(--The Who--)
(--The Wish--)
(-The Clause-)

The V.I.P. Wish list

• Osama Bin Laden - B19 Full Auto Bazooka

"Where do i drop it ? If the US troops cant find him how will an old man like me !"

• George W Bush - Entry into Al Qaeda

"I don't think security will allow me inside with Osama's bazooka still pending"

• Michael Jackson - A Painless Sex Change

"What if he mistakes me for an old kid"

• A Boy Band like Backstreet Boys - A Common girl to run after so they split

"I just hope none of them are gay"

• Bill Gates - Someone to compete with for the richest man in the world

"While competing he might just end up creating a new version Windows Xp-ensive"

• You - A Brain

"I gave them all away last year"

*merry Xmas*

Possible Perversion

I was really tired that night. I needed something to refresh myself. She was waiting for me in the shower. Seemed like she was calling out my name. I just could not resist her fragrance. So i gave in. I undressed her slowly and turned on the shower. Our bodies rubbed against each other. She started sweating. Inch by inch she was all over me. I just couldnt take it anymore, I was done. My hair was all messy.She looked weak, but im sure she would be ready again next morning. At this point of time I just felt that I should go out and tell everyone how much I enjoy having a bath with Lyril..............soap.

*Warning: This post in no way was intended to turn anyone on. I am in no way not to be held responsible for the wet dreams that you get after reading this.*

Fundamental Formule

Frankly its goona be really boring if I keep typing and you people just keep rolling your mortal eyes over faint visible text. So i pushed my thinking to the limit and decided to come up with a simple yet enjoyable and interactive game called "Formule"
I sure everyone remembers the "What do you get when" sections of popular magazines. On similar lines here we derive something from two other objects/animals/etc.

Eg.

A love story + A big ass ship accident = Titanic

A loaded shotgun + 1 = A hole in one




Rules:

1. You can post as a comment only one object/person at a time, whether it be on the left hand side of the equation or the right hand side resultant.
2. You cannot have two consecutive comment posts.
   
3. There should be a minimum of two objects on the left hand side before anyone can post a comment as the right hand resultant.
4. You may combine more than two objects or even then resultant of the previous comment.
   

Sexually explicit/Adult content may not be approved by all, excluding me.