Evading Expectations

Humans always want more. And when they want more from a person, we term it as Expectation. If we expect something out of someone and we get it, we are satisfied but if we do not get it our unsatisfied state leads us to get angry on the person who did not live up to our expectations and we think "Why did I expect anything from him/her anyway". Hence I follow the rule "Don't Expect". You can also start practicing this from today. Don't expect me to update my blog everyday and in return I wont expect you to comment :P

Todays Observations

• To embarrass your friend who's holding a one year old, simply look at the kiddo and say "Gaga do guu". High risk of release of bad odor, try at your own risk. Doesn't work on potty trained toddlers.
  
• The term "Women" was coined because they woo men and when asked the truth say "Who men" ? And they call us flirts.
• Always lock the door before you check your dance moves in front of a mirror. No matter how bad you are, don't worry the mirror wont break.
  

Redirecting Rage

Anger management is something we all know of, but never have implemented. Management doesn't always mean suppressing it. It could mean using your anger when necessary,where necessary. We all should fine suitable outlets for our anger. Some like to sing it out, some work it out (gym), some sweat it out (sports), some don't let it out and some like me just act crazy :D


Todays Observations

• Some people will do anything anywhere anytime. Its not hard to find such samples.
• They say roadside walking is better than treadmill, but atleast you wont get run over buy a speeding car when on the treadmill.
• When taking an objective survey, always add the option [ ] Not Sure for those who don't understand the question.
  

Final Destination

So what do you think you are here for huh ? Ambition is the only thing that gives meaning to our lives. Like direction for an arrow, our Goal gives us a direction to work on, a path to walk on and keep going till the end of our minute lives. If we die for a reason, we were born for one as well. And we all are here to find that reason. So whats yours ? No mine is not becoming the richest blogger alive :P


Todays Observations

• Fuel meters can be deceiving.No E doesn't mean Empty. It means Enough to get you home.
• In gym they do not exercise EVERY muscle of the human body.Still the tongue is the strongest, i wonder how......
• Do not scratch your head in public,cause it doesn't always mean that your thinking.Yes Dandruff is a better assumption.
  

Troubled Thoughts

Try-al and Error

Aim for the sky,
and fall on the ground,
like that you wont go high,
you'll just keep circling around.
But don't let your heart dry,
don't let your hope drown,
even the days you cry,
pass them without a sound,
cause the day you'll TRY;
you will wipe away that persistent frown.

Todays Observations

• When wanting to approach a girl, first check that she isn't wearing high heels. Believe me they hurt.
  
• For the same...... studs can be much worse. Please feel free to share your experience and we will share your pain :)
  
• There is no way to know if someone actually visits my site, until off course someone clicks intentionally or unintentionally on the "Comment" link.Yea that someone does refer to YOU.
  

This is your life.

So many times in your lives we are asked to make decisions that will affect our near future. Taking advice of what to do/why not to do is fine , but in the ultimately we are the final authority who decide what to do and what not. We cannot be forced towards doing something against our will. Cause choice is the only thing that makes us different from machines. We just have to learn to use it efficiently.So now i cant say I'm forced to write this blog :P


Todays observations

1. Plastic bags stretch, paper bags tear.
2. Coconut shell is natures own Ball Guard.
3. Sweaty hands is not a good time for pull ups.

Soul Dance

We all have our own sets of things we love to do, or rather live to do. For me it wouldn't be anything more than listening to music. Off course we all have our own taste for music ,but for me its not just restricted to a particular type, its not even to do with the genre, but i guess the feeling that the song is trying to put through. So next time your feelings low, just try turning up the volume :D


Todays Pic of the Day

Last Sunset

Row your own boat

We, somewhere or the other, keep ourself dependent on the people around us. Like as if we wont be able to work/move further without them. I was taught that if you yourself are the only person you depend on then there would be no such task which you could never complete. I understood this from my dad in a very unique way. I had asked him to do some work for me, he said he would, but before that i had to complete one task for him. He said,"Son..........Pee for me and come."


Todays Observations

• If you ever feel like stripping, do it at your local hospital where you are officially allowed to expose and moreover you can get a periodic checkup done.
• Buzzing sounds of artificial origin from your CPU when translated to human understandable form would usually read "I'M GONNA BLOW"
• Heavy coughing is an excellent substitute for ABS Toner Pro
  

Traversing Time

How many times is it when you say to yourself "Damn ! I should have !". Well its not only you, its all of us who feel that in the near future when they finally realize the idea of an actual Time Machine we would be able to go back and change things the way we want them to be. But sorry to spill oil over your ideas and burn them (yea so you never think like that again) next time your placed in such a situation where you have to make a choice then Make It. No point waiting for a Time Machine and even if there is one made, i will pre-order and let ya know :D


Todays Observations (On public demand)

• Brushing teeth and peeing do not go hand in hand. Unless you have a toilet with a 100cm receiving radius.
• Poster blog trai not wehen no gud ingless riter.
• In the famous dental accessories brand Oral B, what the hell does B stand for ? 500points for the correct answer and 1000 for the funniest :)
  

Patience is my team-mate

One of the biggest plus points about being a tauren is having an almost limitless amount of patience. No i don't mean to say that people of other zodiac signs fail to show this trait but taurens generally have an extra added advantage. Patience can directly affect our productivity. We get and additional amount of time thinking how to improve rather than losing our temper. Oh and in the case of computers, do not ever keep punching keys like Ctrl+Alt+Del when you see the message "Loading .....Please wait", remember its a test of true patience :)

Todays Pic of the Day

Transformation

Im-Mortality

Situations when everything is going "my way", i feel so good about it. I feel immortal. Not in the sense that i cant die or something, but the fact that nothing can go wrong now. I'm sure you have experienced this as well, you might just give it another name. And then when things go wrong, i feel even better, cause it reminds me that I'm still alive, i still have feelings, I'm mortal.


Todays things-to-do

• To screw up a perfectly good Power Point presentation, try pressing the "Sneeze" key.
• When you forget your girlfriends birthday, try using the "I have a bad memory what do I do ?" excuse
• Press the following keys one after the other in under 3 secs for a hidden Microsoft game called "Carry on Bill Gates"
  Sequence is Windows Key then "u" then Enter and Enter.
  

Chain Reaction

Your life as you would know is only a product of the choices that you make. A single choice will have a drastic effect on your tomorrow. Even the smallest of decisions can have the biggest impact in your life. I'm quite sure everyone has read mails telling stories of someone who helped a poor kid and later in his/her life the same kid was the one who repays back the favor.Well that doesn't mean the next time you see a beggar child, you give money and say "Hey ! psst ! I know your gonna return me the favor some day" *wink*

Todays Announcements

• For all those who jumped out of their windows after watching Krrish and other such movies, please refer to 12th Std Science Chapter 2 named "Gravity".
• For all girls who like to drive, HONKING DOESN'T SCARE US , YOU DO !
• For all CS lovers, to activate the ultimate cheat type unbindall in console.
  

Dynamic Desicions

Things cant remain the same forever. People change, shit happens and before we know it we are pushed in a situation completely new to us. Sure there are times you have told your gf's, people of similar category, etc that you wish it would last forever. Is that so ? Don't you think it would get boring to stay the same forever ? What is the fun in playing a game where you already know what is gonna happen next ? Unpredictability rules :)

Jingle of the day


Once the queen of England wanted a loo soo elite;
She called in an Indian plumber, cuz she simply found him sweet;
He worked day n night to make a toilet, royal,small and sleek;
But when he presented it to the lady,all she did was weep;
She said,"I wanted the One" *sniff*
"On which i could rest my bum"*sniff*
"And not my friggin feet !"

The Undefined and Unseen

We are always afraid of things we do not know of. Its not ghosts that scare us but the fact that we never have really seen one, rather the thought of how a supernatural entity will look like scares us the most.So remember the next time you see a ghost, don't forget to say "Hey, havnt we like met before ?"

Todays Observations

• In Visual Basic, to change any Horizontal Line to a Vertical one simply change the .OnViagra property.
• You can pee out from your window if its raining heavily.
• Don't ever sing songs like Nirvana - Rape Me in your classroom.
  

Lets Talk !

Communication gaps are the root cause of all problems. Misunderstandings can arise from the smallest of statements and develop into a big gap between you and your temporary enemy. The only way out then is to re-establish the communication link between the two of you. And remember you CANT start a conversation by calling each other names.

Todays Observations

• Guys without girls are like Televisions without a remote control.
• Days when you have acidity problems are days when you should NOT go to the gym. Principle of Pressure applies to each and every muscle you see.
• Tsunami, Earthquakes, Floods, etc are natures own solution for population explosion.
  

Surpassing Limits

Its not easy to keep trying for the things you want. Who said you are bound to get them if you keep trying. But atlest you have satisfaction of giving it your best shot ? Thats the reason whoever said keep trying till you succeed must have not lived to say "Keep tryin till u succeed or till you die.

Todays Observations

• Practicing football with a 3 kg work-out ball can be dangerous without studs.....or maybe even with them, just cause i havnt tried with them on.
  
• Its better sleeping than debating with girls.
• Downloading 100 MB via a 40kbps line and then deleting the file by mistake can lead to disastrous effect and massive hair loss.
  

Runtime errors

Mistakes dont come with a warning.Its only that we have made one do we have the chance to realise that we were wrong.Best we can do is learn from then so that when in such a situation again we can prevent the same mistakes from happning yet again. Somewhat like the Runtime Errors of life.

Todays Observations

• Allergies in the wrong places can somtimes make you feel proud
• If you have a broken rib, laughter can be a big pain
• Unlike post-mail,tele-mail,e-mail or any other mail; you never want to recive a blackmail