Re/Pro-active

Do you wait for a chance believing you will actually get one someday.Or do u take a chance so that you may not miss out on anything, risking the fact you may never ever get another one ? Wise is the man who thinks a million times before acting but a fool if after thinking so much doesn't do anything.So i say if you people think about doing something then better DO it.....if you didn't want to it wouldn't strike you ? Would it ?

Todays Observations

• Directors keep yelling take one/take two ....but never give anything :(
• Skulls are doctors pencil stands.Witch doctors that is :)
• Rolling your eyes helps in concentration. Not for you, but other people who concentrate on you wondering what is wrong with you :P
  

Finding Friendship

Apart from formal relationships like Parent-Child,Husband-Wife, Brother-Sister we also have other informal kind of relationships we call friendship.Friendship is not preplanned, it just happens. I think this relationship is better than any other relationship you will ever be in. Rather than being there for everyone just once, its better to be there for each one of our nearest and dearest friends whenever they might need us. I'm sure they feel the same way for you and have been there for you whether it be a bright sunny day,gloomy rains or even shivery winters.


Todays Observations*

• Sadly Indian girl names will never be used in English songs, so crap your dreams of singing an English song your girl friend(s). Or unless you know your foreign trade rules.
• You will understand why English films don't do so well in India when you see "The Lake House". A Love story at its best....no its nothing like a karan johar flick.
• Ok the last observation for today would be a game I like to call "Consequences". You begin with what/who i end. Only one verb allowed.

Eg.

Hen lays egg.

Egg cooked by Mom.
Mom falls from bed.
Bed....(OK i think i should stop cause a lot of things happen in bed)

So lets begin........

Angels fall from sky

*Some observations better understood by the Indian audience. If you need any further explanations please contact your local psycho-the-rapist.

Sympathy vs Empathy

Although both sympathy and empathy are a part of human feelings, one can be confused, which one he/she is experiencing. Sympathy is when you feel sorry for a person and don't know what it feels like to be in his/her position. Where as empathy goes way further than that. You understand the person as if actually you where in the same position as theirs. You feel what they feel. Share the feeling.


Todays Observations

• Philosophers just love to confuse us. They say "Everything that has a beginning.....has and end." and then they say "Every end is a new beginning." Like we got nothing better to do and keep revolving around their infinite loop of life.
• In the song "I like to move it", whats the it they are referring to ? Cause i like to put a LOT of things into motion :P
  
• People who flare their nostrils while laughing definitely will make others laugh. You will know when u see one.
  

Memory Manaic

Memory is a powerful tool. What we really want to remember maybe doesn't come to us when we need it to, but we do remember. Things that do not make much of a difference to us are easily forgotten. I know you wont believe me yet, but ask yourself how many times have you forgotten a family joke you last heard maybe 2-3 years back, how many times have you forgotten your school friends "funny" pet name even though your meeting him/her after 5+ years ? Humor tends to remain unforgotten. I guess because we enjoy it so much, we remember.


Todays Observations

• After 50 glasses of beer, it doesn't matter whether you see the glass as half empty or half full, what really matters if whether you can still see a glass or anything for that matter.
• Never examine a woman's handbag. Even if you manage to get past that unnoticed, never go and ask them "What do you do with so many extra long tissue packets ? ". You don't get extra long tissue packets.
  
• Its a bad time to drop the pressure or take a leak in your loo if you have a plumber working on it from the outside. I hope they are taught in training to "Expect the unexpected".
  

Fanatic Fear

Fear is the worst disease anyone could ever have. The only way to cure it is to face it. Its funny how sometimes we are afraid of things we have never experienced before ? I mean if you haven't experienced it, how can u be afraid of it ? Maybe its not fear but pessimism of the things that you haven't experienced before might lead to something unhealthy. I say if you never ride through it, you shall never know :)


Todays Observations

• You are lucky hunting mosquitoes is not a sport or else i would win every competition. Its a crime. And I'm a proud criminal. :D
• Never sit on the last seat of a dangerous roller coaster ride. You could be wet with metabolic water even when its not a part of the ride. Sit on the first seat rather so everything that comes out goes behind :P
• Anyone with those useless flickering tube lights that never stay put, please donate them to me :) They'd be perfect for my personal pub :P
  

Refresh | Reload | Retry

Even the worlds largest fuel tanker needs to be refilled at some point of time. What about you. The person who slogs all day through college/work/boredom(wow your lucky) needs time to take a break to refresh himself, and something to reload himself with. So next time you trying to hit big, make sure your mentally and physically ready to stand your ground. Its called R³ baby. Pronounced as R cube for all those who are weaker than me in maths. If there exists someone worse than me.I knew it was you !


Todays Observations

• Everything that you smell, and makes you feel like fainting is not Chloroform
  For guys it could be his crushes perfume
  For girls .....Yes u guessed it right its his STINKING SOCKS ! I would bet a 100 bucks on his underwear which would smell better. Oh but then you will have to cross check with that. YOU !
  
• Whats the hell is wrong with The Censor Board ? I tell you they goona censor your wet dreams too in next 5 years.
• The next observation has been contributed by my bro Varun aka Anthrax.Its a short conversation between him and his death wisher(No not me ! Ex of the girl hes currently dating)

Its your last nite: Hey you vaRun ?

Varun:How did you get my id ?

Its your last nite: You b*st*rd. I'm going to silt your b*lls

Varun: Promise ? :D

*Its your last nite is now offline*

Knowledge is the only legal weapon

Like each and everyone of you, even i thought to myself "Why the hell should I study" Well i figured its not about studies at all. Its about personal satisfaction. Remember as a kid you always asked your dad "Why is this so, why does this happen and why doesn't it happen some other way" and never let go until he told you why.Yes we are all paying it now.Only difference is we do not have to ask why.

Todays Observations

• Whoever thought of the surname Manson.......What the hell was he thinking ? He knew his son was the only one who would carry it forward so he decided upon Man-son ?
• New research proves that you can hold your pee longer if you think about A Rated stuff. Just a note to guys, be careful or you might get into double the trouble. I hope you understand what I mean.
  
• You cant kill yourself by holding your breath.If you ain't reading this, don't worry I'll do it for you :)
  

Physical Perfection

Its true that mental state of mind affects the physical. But relying on your mental state to keep your physical state fit is absurd. Your body needs nutritious and complete food as much as it needs happy thoughts. I know we all have physical limitations, although we cannot remove these limitations but we can surely increase the limit to something above average. No I'm not advertising for Kellogs.


Todays Observation

• If ever you feeling lonely, give me missed call from your land line at 161* and I will miss call you back :)
• The phrase "Living it up" literally means you should be living, not here, but up. You know where that is.
• Auto focus cameras suck ! Well you will know what I mean when a fly flies by your shot.

*Only Applicable for readers residing in India

Comforting Compromises

Compromises, once made, should be never spoken of. Saying things like... " Oh I compromised this, and that " etc. doesn't really make it a compromise. It would mean that you are burdened with it and that you are forced to compromise. Well its never so, compromises are true to their meaning if they go unnoticed and yet never looked back at. I wish you could comment and tell me about your compromises, but then again, they wouldn't be compromises anymore, rite ?

Jingle of the Day

Beautiful lady on a shipping dock,
Wearing nothing but a pretty frock,
Thought she would go to get some breeze,
Didn't know about the guys hiding in trees,
Who are waiting for the wind to blow,
And upwards her frock would flow,
They felt a gust of rushing air,
But all were left in dirty despair,
They wanted to see, but couldn't bear,
The sight of a woman all covered in hair.

Igniting Ideas

People always wonder how do other successful persons are able to Think and Create things they could never imagine of. And then they go like "Damn! Why didn't I think of that ?" Of course you couldn't think of that cause your Different. I don't mean better but just simply different. Think in a way you would, cause your uniqueness would create something new, something unique, something to which you can point and say "Hey thats my creation". Like this blog is my creation....my precious sh sh.


Todays Observations

• The term boner is given to something without bones, because I guess its as hard as a bone. All you dirty minds out there wont need to think much to know what that something is.
• I think people with birthdays on the 29th Feb should live 4 times longer than others. Oh yea and our treat also should be multiplied by 4. Come on ! We've waited 4 years for it , we deserve it !
• If you ever feel the need to release gas on stage, make sure there is no microphone around, cause technology these days is just pushing the limit, watch out for the bass.