Way of the Horse

People always find new methods of teaching. Teaching anything, including how to train a child to successfully " take a leak ". Its called potty training and i hope everyone who's reading this must have gone through it (and passed with flying colors, mine was faint yellow). I have noticed that parents always find it weird to refer to their sons lil wee-wee as anything but penis, even though its not such a big word to learn, they prefer giving it names. When i say names, it could range anything from animals to meaning less words or even Alfred E. Neuman for that matter. No its not a problem at all, but think about it. Some prefer calling it a Horse ? No, PETA wont have a problem, the real problem will be when your sons, for the first time, come across someone saying "Hold your Horses". Ouch ?

Quotes and Questions

Here is my small list of questions people ask me

Color Codes

(---what they ask---)
(--what they expect--)
(------what i say------)

So how are your exams going ?
Um ya well OK ..blah blah crap crap....
I don't know how they are going but i wish they would just Go away !


Do you do proteins ?
Oh yea well you know I'm really inspired by Salman khan.What a body man......
No man i don't DO Pro-teens, i prefer amateurs.


So who's the new chick in your life.
Well there is one but things are not happening.
My eggs never hatch in the refrigerator.You should get yours checked


Why does you grandmom sleep with the bed sheet over her head ?
Well i guess shes weird
Actually she is rehearsing for her cremation.

Houston we have a problem

Hey people I will be busy with my exams for a while, wish me luck :)
Enjoy this game till then.........
Will be back soon......with a bang, a bloggers promise :P

The Right Choice

People often ask me "Am I doing the right thing ?". My answer is always "Everything you do is right for you." And then starts the argument of How can i say that etc. People kill to survive, they, according to themselves are doing the right thing, the problem lies not in their understanding but of the fact that they are not exposed to other so called right options like work to earn and survive. Maybe no one ever gives them such an option. Always be selfish in thinking good for yourself, cause you never know what the other persons happiness lies in. Hence satisfy yourself before trying to handle someone else.


Todays Observations

• Every print ad these days seems to be for a condom or something. Even a product like a handbag has a semi nude couple beside it. Confusing the audience like this could result in some really silly situations. Imagine someone going to a chemist and asking V.I.P. condoms.
• Substances like glycerins are not meant to be eaten. If you accidentally do, get ready to have a really slippery/loose morning the next day.
• Lets start with another game I would call "Paradox". Lets see how many statements you find with a Paradox.
  

eg(s). 1) Everyone is unique, just like everyone else.
2)I'm lying right now