The Future of Quotes

Hey people, sorry for the unintentional delay for my new post, but like always I try to come up with new things so i hope you enjoy this.

• Slow and steady wins the race, but carry some cash, just in case.
  
• Man propose, God dispose, and women simply expose.
• First come, first served , but some seats are always reserved.
• As you sow, so shall you reap, if it still doesn't work, learn to dig deep.
• Charity begins at home, and ends there as well.
• A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, if u manage to get more then keep it *shhh*.
• All that glitters is not gold, check if diamonds.
• Actions speak louder than words, like a fart that can actually be heard.
• Great minds think alike, not so great ones don't think.
• Jack of all trades master of none, but whats the fun, if you have just one.
• Look before you leap, "ouch ! that was steep".
• The err is human, to forgive divine, anything else is also fine.
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder, if you don't understand it please don't ponder.
  

Down at Dawn

Sorry folks, my net has been down since last year, 31st Dec to be precise but anyways finally got hold of a place from where i can safely access my account and post.


You know its the 31st of Dec when

• Everyone including the taxi and rickshaw drivers are dancing on the street while you wonder where is there so much traffic.
• Every teenage virgin, while dressing up says, "I might get lucky tonight !"
• All the oldies get drunk and give excuses like, "This could be my last new years". But it never is.....
• You see fireworks and ask your friend the time, and he says its not midnight yet. But you still start wishing people
• You never get through the numbers of people you really wanna call, but if you try you will always get through the people you might not have met for the past couple of years.
• You are caught for being drunk and riding a cycle.
• The people to get the maximum "tip" are the police.
• The lights go off at midnight,so you can have a moment with your partner,but you get hold of the wrong person.............of the same sex.
• Your favorite song is never played more than once, even if you request for it a hundred times.
• The first time you write the date in the new year is ALWAYS wrong.
• Instead of asking your friends which resolution are they making, you count how many they are breaking.
• My net is down.
  

*Happy new yEar*