Down at Dawn

Sorry folks, my net has been down since last year, 31st Dec to be precise but anyways finally got hold of a place from where i can safely access my account and post.


You know its the 31st of Dec when

• Everyone including the taxi and rickshaw drivers are dancing on the street while you wonder where is there so much traffic.
• Every teenage virgin, while dressing up says, "I might get lucky tonight !"
• All the oldies get drunk and give excuses like, "This could be my last new years". But it never is.....
• You see fireworks and ask your friend the time, and he says its not midnight yet. But you still start wishing people
• You never get through the numbers of people you really wanna call, but if you try you will always get through the people you might not have met for the past couple of years.
• You are caught for being drunk and riding a cycle.
• The people to get the maximum "tip" are the police.
• The lights go off at midnight,so you can have a moment with your partner,but you get hold of the wrong person.............of the same sex.
• Your favorite song is never played more than once, even if you request for it a hundred times.
• The first time you write the date in the new year is ALWAYS wrong.
• Instead of asking your friends which resolution are they making, you count how many they are breaking.
• My net is down.
  

*Happy new yEar*

Santa's Secret Clauses

Ho Ho hoe....
Ladies and Gentlemen presenting to you some of the secret pages from Santa's Diary

Color Codes

(--The Who--)
(--The Wish--)
(-The Clause-)

The V.I.P. Wish list

• Osama Bin Laden - B19 Full Auto Bazooka

"Where do i drop it ? If the US troops cant find him how will an old man like me !"

• George W Bush - Entry into Al Qaeda

"I don't think security will allow me inside with Osama's bazooka still pending"

• Michael Jackson - A Painless Sex Change

"What if he mistakes me for an old kid"

• A Boy Band like Backstreet Boys - A Common girl to run after so they split

"I just hope none of them are gay"

• Bill Gates - Someone to compete with for the richest man in the world

"While competing he might just end up creating a new version Windows Xp-ensive"

• You - A Brain

"I gave them all away last year"

*merry Xmas*

Possible Perversion

I was really tired that night. I needed something to refresh myself. She was waiting for me in the shower. Seemed like she was calling out my name. I just could not resist her fragrance. So i gave in. I undressed her slowly and turned on the shower. Our bodies rubbed against each other. She started sweating. Inch by inch she was all over me. I just couldnt take it anymore, I was done. My hair was all messy.She looked weak, but im sure she would be ready again next morning. At this point of time I just felt that I should go out and tell everyone how much I enjoy having a bath with Lyril..............soap.

*Warning: This post in no way was intended to turn anyone on. I am in no way not to be held responsible for the wet dreams that you get after reading this.*

Fundamental Formule

Frankly its goona be really boring if I keep typing and you people just keep rolling your mortal eyes over faint visible text. So i pushed my thinking to the limit and decided to come up with a simple yet enjoyable and interactive game called "Formule"
I sure everyone remembers the "What do you get when" sections of popular magazines. On similar lines here we derive something from two other objects/animals/etc.

Eg.

A love story + A big ass ship accident = Titanic

A loaded shotgun + 1 = A hole in one




Rules:

1. You can post as a comment only one object/person at a time, whether it be on the left hand side of the equation or the right hand side resultant.
2. You cannot have two consecutive comment posts.
   
3. There should be a minimum of two objects on the left hand side before anyone can post a comment as the right hand resultant.
4. You may combine more than two objects or even then resultant of the previous comment.
   

Sexually explicit/Adult content may not be approved by all, excluding me.