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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Quotes and Questions

Here is my small list of questions people ask me

Color Codes

(---what they ask---)
(--what they expect--)
(------what i say------)



So how are your exams going ?
Um ya well OK ..blah blah crap crap....
I don't know how they are going but i wish they would just Go away !


Do you do proteins ?
Oh yea well you know I'm really inspired by Salman khan.What a body man......
No man i don't DO Pro-teens, i prefer amateurs.


So who's the new chick in your life.
Well there is one but things are not happening.
My eggs never hatch in the refrigerator.You should get yours checked


Why does you grandmom sleep with the bed sheet over her head ?
Well i guess shes weird
Actually she is rehearsing for her cremation.


2 comments:

Noname said...

Haha... funny stuff add some more and do a "what i say" and "what i meant" thing :D should be hilarious xD

Anonymous said...

gud one!:-)