Santa's Secret Clauses

Ho Ho hoe....
Ladies and Gentlemen presenting to you some of the secret pages from Santa's Diary

Color Codes

(--The Who--)
(--The Wish--)
(-The Clause-)

The V.I.P. Wish list

• Osama Bin Laden - B19 Full Auto Bazooka

"Where do i drop it ? If the US troops cant find him how will an old man like me !"

• George W Bush - Entry into Al Qaeda

"I don't think security will allow me inside with Osama's bazooka still pending"

• Michael Jackson - A Painless Sex Change

"What if he mistakes me for an old kid"

• A Boy Band like Backstreet Boys - A Common girl to run after so they split

"I just hope none of them are gay"

• Bill Gates - Someone to compete with for the richest man in the world

"While competing he might just end up creating a new version Windows Xp-ensive"

• You - A Brain

"I gave them all away last year"

*merry Xmas*