The Future of Quotes

Hey people, sorry for the unintentional delay for my new post, but like always I try to come up with new things so i hope you enjoy this.

• Slow and steady wins the race, but carry some cash, just in case.
  
• Man propose, God dispose, and women simply expose.
• First come, first served , but some seats are always reserved.
• As you sow, so shall you reap, if it still doesn't work, learn to dig deep.
• Charity begins at home, and ends there as well.
• A bird in hand is worth two in the bush, if u manage to get more then keep it *shhh*.
• All that glitters is not gold, check if diamonds.
• Actions speak louder than words, like a fart that can actually be heard.
• Great minds think alike, not so great ones don't think.
• Jack of all trades master of none, but whats the fun, if you have just one.
• Look before you leap, "ouch ! that was steep".
• The err is human, to forgive divine, anything else is also fine.
• Absence makes the heart grow fonder, if you don't understand it please don't ponder.