The post that took a month

Well well welcome to yet another long awaited post of mine. Unfortunately a bug called Typhoid bit me bad, but i always love to find excuses as to why i don't POST. This is by far the lamest one but still a genuine one :)
My experiences wanted me to post something I thought of when I was in the doctor's den. Hope you like it.

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Things you never want to hear from your doctor
Your thoughts after hearing them

• I hope you know the difference between Cancer and AIDS

*What difference does it make when both are as dangerous ?*

• Say "Aaaaaaaaaaa", ok now "Oooooooooo" , now "Uuuuuuuuuu", do "Mmmmmmmm" *turns to your parents* "Don't worry its a simple mental case."

*Am I at the right hospital ?*

• Do your parents know you smoke ?

*Damn why is he such a good doctor ?*

• Nurse get me a xenophobic dilator. Fast !

*Is that the new ipod killer everyone has been talking about ?*

• I want you to close your eyes and relax, while I check your external organs. Ok ?

*I wish the doctor was of the opposite sex, then maybe it wouldn't feel so weird*

• Are you feeling better now ?

*Now where is that patient who told the doc he felt better after taking 14 injections in his stomach ?*

• Is this a recent complaint or since childhood ?

*You just love blaming the genes just cause we will never know for sure*

• You can take him home now. Try to give him all what he asks for.......

*So how much time do i have left huh ? I better start making my list soon*

Quotes Qorner

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going,
But where does he go, I'm not knowing !



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