How to save rainy day

Well since monsoon's already here in Mumbai and i know people forget to carry their rain gear , I thought why not a post some handy tips on how to save yourself from a drenched disaster.



The Spin-a-roo = Well this trick is theoretically possible. You spin on your toes at about a speed of 1000rpms or higher and the water automatically repels away.Do not forget to wear your dancing shoes !


Anti-Aids combo = Well this works like a 2 in 1. You get saved from the rain as well as educate people around you. Did you know extra large condoms can really be stretched?


Beat with Heat = This is for all those eager scientists waiting to make a new discovery. If you can generate enough heat within your body then the rain drops will just evaporate when it hits ya. And guess what you get a free dry cleaned pair of clothes with it !


Taxi Trickster = This is one of my personal favorites. You catch a cab , run around near your house in circles and wait for the cab to break down due to floods which happens 99% of the time. Then blame it on the cabbie for not being able to reach home safely , a few bad words here and there and you should be good to go !


Crime time = Kiss an unknown girl in front of a police officer, get caught and enjoy a pleasant rainy evening in the cell. Ask for 'pakodas' , play some cards get out as soon as the rain disappears.


Graveyard shift = Hunt for a funeral near buy and jump into the coffin with the body. It might not be a feasible solution but hey, at least it works !


Haul the Mall = This might be your best chance to get to know prices for each and every brand in the mall. Its very useful ,tell me which girl doesn't like a guy who knows the best offers in every mall ?


The Simpleton = Be nice to oldies around you, go and give them a hand in carrying that umbrella. I'm serious !